Tumblr? I thought I was using Microsoft Word??....

Who the fuck are you?.. George Bush?! Fuck off you contradicting asshole with your robot voice!

Haha don’t make it weird.. What the hell just happened?!

I guess I’ve could’ve just said NO.. But I guess that version of me had nothing else important to do??

Who are you?…. Please get the fuck out of my head! You don’t belong in there! Please leave… That’s all I ask of you… Please leave…. Leave me alone..

“You might wanna move your phone somewhere else” fuck you

Dammit! I wish it would hurry up and run it’s “course”!!!

Someone once told me “you’re a mistake”…. I didn’t disagree with him…. As my parents were teenagers when I was conceived and born

If someone walked in here and ended something stupid…. I wouldn’t hold it against them

Aren’t you supposed to know more than me…. if I’m your subordinate?!

I’d feel better if one of us lived in another area….. Like another planet maybe?